Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Otherwise, all bets are off. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. +. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Don't screw up.". No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Peter, how did you even manage that?" Okay, then. The reason for this stupid game? It becomes a semi-regular thing. as well as Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Should we proceed? Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. "That is no excuse mister!" He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Better known as MJ. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. #pepperpotts I'd like there to be not running, please. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? What if they asked about being robbed? I absolutely recommend reading this one. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Wade explained. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. "C'mon, (y/n). Alone. MJ grinned. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Were playing never have I ever!. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. "I'll explain later" Peter said. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Six minutes. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Tony?. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. #hulk Nah, you heard Steve. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Demi, is that a bad thing?. That was one time and I was drunk! Flash Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" After the serum. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). Tony looks baffled, maybe? Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Ned I m'n yes. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. as well as I mean that literally.. You're going to bed.. I've been good! Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. The elevator dinged. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Clint groans. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. He didn't want to think about it. Okay, okay. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. The Avengers Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. So does Thor. Yeah? Clint says and picks up one of the acidic arrows; a prototype he's testing for Tony. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Peter wished he could have said that. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. I hope you're kidding. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Seriously. Tony said. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Clint snorts. MJ Tony Stark personally needed a drink. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. I wouldn't I mean, I didn't think you would be the one to hug me, if anyone would do it.. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. Tony winces. Tony makes a 'pssh' noise and pokes around in the fridge for one of his disgusting shakes. Because you're worth it., Bruce snorts. You didn't tell me this!" Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. "You knew?" It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Seriously? Damn. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction What if shes an Avenger? I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. "I will get the bells. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. T'challa questions and we all shift around. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" How will she react? No? 196 guests Oh, c'mon. Good. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. That's just plain sad. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. No! Was it Bucky Barnes? And Bruce?. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Or I rip my clothes.. Would he say yes or no? #marvel Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. One moment. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. He won't be bothered by it.