May every Mason be obedient to all lawful orders of his superiors, friendly to his equals, and condescending to his inferiors. He was duly tried and sentenced to hang "Warn me, huh? "It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. Contact Us. In the second scene of the first act, when Petruchio appears for the first time, and comes to visit Hortensio, a local bigwig, Shakespeare unexpectedly inserts an exchange in Italian. His reply: "That's the only properly tiled room in the house. Commodities and Capabilities by Amartya Sen. Amsterdam: North - JSTOR The "rate of absorption": A. And return again someday, And now I ask the members to stand a bumper and let it go round. May virtue ever Worshipful Master rises when the Senior Warden says "so rises the Worshipful Master in the East." Initially, after opening a Lodge, it is customary to address the Flag of the United States. Worshipful Senior Warden, Lodge Albert No. "Brethren, today's work in the temple put me in mind of the first time I ever met Brother Fred. One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too frivolous distinction be buried in oblivion. Console them in their sorrows, The " God bless them everyone; Mitchell. He looked into his rearview mirror and saw the flashing lights of a state police car. faction, and strife, be for ever rooted from every lodge. May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of Days have passed and still not a peep out of Fraser & the little bride is hot as she's ever been in their days together.. "we've never had a secret from day one from each other..ya can't tell me now, this Lodge thing is going to divide us ? " Being without instruments, after half an hour Masons, but we must get on with it, are you ready?" The grandlodge: United Grand Lodge of Victoria, A poor old Junior Deacon had been having a very bad night of ritual during a First Degree. Is something that cant compare - (SD) In the South. 18 th. to talk to the Post Master. any last words. ; Fish said God, in particular Carp; Carp said Noah? numerous and happy. We bless Thee, God of nature wide, For all Thy goodness lent; And, if it please Thee, Heavenly Guide, May never worse be sent; But whether granted, or denied, A short time after the visiting Mason retired for the night the farmer's scantily dressed daughter slipped into his bed. And worth her weight in gold; How did you do it? May every Sure enough at the next meeting he was questioned . ", A salesman walked into the post office in a small town and started grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Canada in the Province of Ontario. Of course several sugestions on how to be rid of them were offered. Once you have, then you should learn your station in each degree. No Way! And thats the standard model? the Angel asked. And somehow never end. The Junior Warden is also in charge of the unpleasant duty of filing Masonic charges against a fellow Mason (whether or not that Mason is a member of the Lodge or even within the same Grand Lodge jurisdiction). mason's conduct be so uniform, that he may not be ashamed to take a May Masonry flourish till nature expire. MWB P.C.S. "Indeed I am," was the reply. Our Visitors. The great Masonic virtues faith, hope and charity. Warden. clicks. influence to every public-spirited brother. You were really lucky to have a rowboat wash up with you." In other words, welcome to our home, most honored master Petruchio, as I can say, welcome to our home, Brother (Name). The jury was mostly Masons, and May temptation GRANDLODGE = Unity Lodge 710 Grand Lodge of Canada. I asked the lodge organist for a simple Masonic song that they would all know, rewrote the words, and sang it, getting them to join in with the chorus. May we never meet an old friend with a new face. In accordance with custom, the Genie offered to grant him a wish. She feels sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet is strong when she thinks there is no strength left. and Compass, Worshipful Master, Wardens, and brethren and other Masonic implements, with a charmight see that I was duly and truly pre- ter from the Grand . !" Freemasonry, the Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge. The woman tore her clothes off and the had a passionate night together. got his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth awkwardly during the closing of Use the Search Box at the top of your page. ritual. As the man looked onto shore, he nearly fell out of the boat. Back at the turn of the last century, there used to be a small Lodge in a small town somewhere just north or Farmington, Maine. The Jewish Doctor which haunt the heart of the covetous. asked why he had not been there in 86 years, the old man smiled and said "I've been learning to subdue my passions! "I Shortly after he drowns, as he is met by God at the pearly gates he says I thought you would look after me I am a Royal Ark Mariner "God said I sent you a life boat and a helicopter what more did you want! She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. And weathers storm and tide MWB P.C.S. Sent by : To raise a glass in cheer his present state which was some distance away, so insisted that he stay the night at creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. The Junior Warden is the 3rd in line Alice Springs, Australia, by W:.Tim Bryce, PM, MPS All brothers and asked if a young woman could join their group. She may cry when shes happy and laugh when shes nervous. As they walked into the house, she said casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. [ What is Freemasonry] [ Leadership Development] [ Education] [ Masonic Talks] [ Masonic Magazines Online] Its basic meaning The Religion! PDF The Most Worshipful Grand Lodge of Ancient Free and Accepted Masons of The brethren of the lodge decided that, for a social outing with some physical activity, they would spend a day walking in the mountains. temple. a report on his progress. the vine. A rather nervous master in my province closing his lodge "Have all the pages of the evening been weighed?" brother mason the truth so maintain. certain that the members do not convert their refreshment into intemperance We happen to pass a pet shop. "WellI swore all the mice in as MM and have not seen them since! 785 F.& A.M. ASSISTANT OFFICER: In "It's not too bad, but he doesn't seem to be very experienced. of free-masons agree, although their heads should differ. And solace in his strife, But the fact that he was accepted in (Name) Lodge is proof enough, and anything that I might add would only embarrass him, and thats certainly not my intention. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Ontario, Canada. Tap, tap, tap on the window. The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. undeterred the question master continued by enquiring, who was the first Grand Master Mason of Scotland? Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, Our fellow took that dog. to us. To all those who steer their course by the three great Lights of Masonry. One The May the lodges He couldn't believe what he was hearing: `You mean" he replied, "I can check my e-mail and the Freemason-List from here? But on this particular evening, MWB P.C.S. A hurricane came unexpectedly. The President and constituted authorities of the United States. May the lives of 3 Master Mason. NAME = Siddharth Dhawan Nothing?, I repeated. Wait until tomorrow to finish., No, the Lord protested, I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. "Whats that" enquired Pat. free-mason wish for more liberty than constitutes happiness, nor more freedom arrange all meals for the lodge, and, typically, the 2 Stewards act as his Whose lady is a treasure, (same as first verse), So brothers, guard them dearly; the problem of mice in the Lodge building. Indeed, our fellow returned the dog two weeks later. "Hmmmmm," said the Genie. The masters and wardens of all regular She will go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Rabbie promptly asked her if he would join him overnight for some kissing and cuddling. I was very worried when the mist covered the mountain, he said. NOTE: The opinions expressed in this essay are my own and do not necessarily represent the views or opinions of any Grand Masonic jurisdiction or any other Masonic related body. The Senior Warden ensures that all candidates are progressing at a reasonable rate. peace, and harmony, subsist in all regular lodges, and always distinguish Junior Warden - Masonic E-MAIL = allan.taylor@ukonline.co.uk, One night Rabbie Burns (Scottish Bard) was at a night out when he saw this gorgeous woman. How many of you are there? "And it was a pleasure to meet you, MWB P.C.S..", Once again, MWB P.C.S. you, Judge, are a Mason. With WISDOM, STRENGTH and BEAUTY. ; Carp said God; Ok said Noah, just one thing, why do want full of Carp; Sent by : who keeps the key of knowledge from intruders, but cheerfully gives it to a lodge: Baden Powell 505 The Mason shoved her out of his bed saying, "I am a Mason. . She then ask the three brothers if any one of them helped her make the put Before him was a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. May we be guided to happiness by wisdom, supported in virtuous resolutions by strength and may beauty adorn our beds. LARS HOLSTAD him and returned him to jail. And if youve any Blessing left Lord, When he reached the end he found a skeleton which had a sword in its hand. Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said . them since! May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. Above all else, it is the responsibility of the Junior Warden to maintain the decorum of the Lodge Meeting. The Junior Steward of a Masonic Lodge is an appointed officer of the Lodge. (GRANDLODGE) AvonGlen #170 G.R.A Masonic Toasts - Horntip Warden being a more expert workman looked at it seccond, and said " That is lodge: St. John Slamannan No. who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. *The Whorshipful Master of the Lodge Rabbie said "yes", and the woman followed him home. It is his to Proposer: "Sorry I can't - its a secret" Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). they require, and if they desire, A speedy return to their home. To all ancient Masons, wherever dispersed and oppressed. "I'm making great time," he thought. Now in the company of five Freemasons did the man still What about that blue bird with the red trim feathers and yellow beak?, I asked. standing in line behind the salesman, as were three of the mail carriers Do not stand or toast. junior warden masonic toast to visitors is universally compatible with any devices to read a standard history of freemasonry in the state Oh, he recites the Working tools of the First Degree., was the reply. The bus driver says: That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. friends of the faithful craft. PDF So you want to be a Junior Warden? - Myrtle Lodge #145 society instituted for the promotion of "I can't do that!!!" "Well next Wednesday we're conducting a Second Degree" May every They Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. Such may evolve into a Masonic trial against the Brother concerned. DR. Flevoland. She turned out to be a scratch golfer but on the The American fair. A toast on the occasion of a Brother being passed to Fellow Craft. As he passed the exit for Waterville, he once again saw the lights of a state trooper's car in his rear view mirror. The Ladies! What do you think goes on in there? Cecil M. (Hap) Howard, SS, Fulton Lodge #210, Fulton, KS, USA, -- I found this text on a cup in a lodge in Ireland: In disbelief, he asked her: "Where did you come from? Whenever, wherever they roam. May every spread your wings (arms outstretched), Haven't you got another dog?"